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Mismanagement
Like any well-run organization, the Okinawa Hash House Harriers have layers upon layers of mismanagement, where you can direct your complaints when things don’t go your way. All positions are elected by the kennel, with erections held every six months (in January and June).
OH3 Misman Cycle—Positions rotate every six months to keep things fresh and flexible. With hashers constantly coming and going from the island, this cycle ensures there's always new energy, new ideas, and someone around to actually do the work.
Want to get involved? Talk to any member of the misman committee. Whether you want to organize an event, give RAing a try, or have your own brilliant idea for making the hash less of a dumpster fire, you can also voice your interest in being nominated in the next election cycle.
Grand Master - Our leader and advisor. The head of the kennel and final word in hash affairs. When the rest of mismanagement dodges responsibility, the GM keeps the hash on track. They guide decisions, settle disputes, and make sure the madness runs (somewhat) smoothly.
Joint Master - The person who is actually doing all the work that the GM takes credit for. The Joint Master handles the day-to-day operations and ensures everything runs smoothly behind the scenes, all while keeping the GM's reputation intact. Without the Joint Master, the hash would probably implode – but don’t worry, they’ll never let you know how much they’re really doing.
Hash Cash - The keeper of our vast fortune— all ¥3000 of it. Most of the funds go toward the essentials: beer, snacks, headbands, challenge patches, vehicle maintenance, road tax, insurance… you know, the important stuff. But don’t worry, we do keep a reserve in case something catastrophic happens to the beer van or the Holy. Because, let’s face it, without the beer van, what even is a hash? On top of managing our wealth, Hash Cash also keeps track of your run and hare counts, ensuring you get those cool headbands and patches you've been working hard for. It’s not just about the money—it’s about the bling!
Hare Raiser - These brave souls are responsible for planning the schedule of runs and recruiting hashers to step up as hares for each one. When no one volunteers to hare, the Harerazer is the one who, hopefully, has a trail ready to go and will hare it themselves. They’re like the ultimate backup plan—because someone has to keep the pack moving!
Songmeister - The maestro of merriment, the one who leads us in our beloved hash songs at events and ensures we all hit the right notes (or at least try to). They’re also the coordinator of our song practices, making sure we don’t sound like a choir of drunken cats. Whether it's teaching new songs or reviving old classics, the Songmeister keeps our vocal cords in tune and the spirit high. Without them, the hash would be much quieter... and far less entertaining!
Webmeister – The digital wizard who keeps everything online running smoothly. They post the events, respond to emails, and manage our social media accounts, ensuring the world knows when and where the next hash is happening. They also keep track of photo consents, making sure everyone’s smiling faces are appropriately documented (with permission, of course). Without the Webmeister, we’d probably still be sending smoke signals to coordinate our runs!
Hash Flash – The fearless photographers who capture all the action, chaos, and unforgettable moments on camera. They make sure our best (and sometimes worst) memories live on by uploading the pictures to our page for all to revisit, laugh at, and perhaps cringe a little. Without the Hash Flash, we'd have no proof that we actually did something on those runs... other than drink beer and stumble around.
Haberdasher – The creative genius behind our stylish hash gear. From designing to ordering, they ensure we’re always looking fly, whether it’s for a run or just hanging out at the beer van. Need a new headband, shirt, or patch? The Haberdasher’s got you covered, making sure we all represent the kennel in style. After all, you can't drink like a champion if you don’t look the part!
Beermeister – The unsung hero who makes sure we never run dry. They’re in charge of buying the beer and snacks, bringing the beer van to trail, and filling the coolers with ice to keep everything refreshingly cold. They also stay on top of the van’s maintenance, ensuring it’s always ready for the next adventure (or emergency beer run). Without the Beermeister, we’d be parched, hungry, and probably a little less motivated to finish the trail!
Religious Advisors (RAs) – Religious Advisors (RAs) – The spiritual guides of the hash, they bless the hares before the run, lead us in a vigorous round of Hash aerobics, and help hand out beers and down-downs during circle. They also play a key role in educating all the Johns and Janes, showing them what the hash is all about (whether they’re ready to learn or not). They keep the vibe high, the down-downs flowing, and the rituals rolling.
Poofter Grand Master – The driving force behind the weekday run kennel, keeping everything on track and making sure those short runs actually happen. They handle almost all the work themselves, from planning the trail to coordinating logistics, while keeping the pack somewhat motivated (or at least showing up). Without the Poofter GM, those mid-week runs would quickly fade into oblivion.
Family Grand Master – The benevolent overlord of the family-friendly kennel. The FGM keeps the chaos contained (mostly), balancing stroller-friendly trails with the occasional adult beverage. They're the reason snacks show up, songs are slightly censored, and nobody loses a tiny horror in the jungle. Part cruise director, part cat-herder, the Family GM ensures hashing is fun for hashers of all ages—even if that means singing “Here's To Family Hashers” on repeat.
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